wtf is wrong with the "fire"?

I was undergoing shoes problem last week, my old pair of AF1s wore out, so i went shoes hunting. So the outcome....

Two pairs of shoes bought in 1 week!! WTF WTF hahaha

BUMs and NB 500s

All i wanna say is, if you think you're the "fire", can i play with your stuff? Like burning all your stuff with FIRE?? ROFL